"I would now like to sing national anthem of Artisfartistan to the tune of national anthem of Dadalamaumfufuhlalaland"

I believe in art as therapy
(what's wrong with that)
I believe in art as empowerment
(what's wrong with that)
I believe in art as man-magic*
(what's wrong with that)
I believe in art as lifestyle
(what's wrong with that)
I believe in art as education
(what's wrong with that)
I believe in art as information
(what's wrong with that)

jiggajiggaWHA
WIKka WIKka WIKka
dum dum doom
zoom zum boom

*use of word "man", for rhythmic purposes not expanded to gender-neutralized word of "human", will still be used to indicate gender-neutralized concept of "human", although whether this is to be pronounced in footnotation as "hoo-MAhn" or a "hew-MAhn", or "HOO-muhn" or a "HEW-muhn" is open to negotiation.

jiggawiggaJAwehAHmenmanHOOman